Yes, I do have bad handwriting. Soh here are the words:

Dog 1: *sniffs* smells like a hat...
Dog 1: Feels like a hat...
Dog 2: What's that?
Dog 1: I think it's food.

I got this Idea from a comic made by Disney on Club Penguin, where the same sort of thing happens, but instead of dogs, it's a Blue Puffle and a Red Puffle (puffles are the pets on CP)