I really love my Alcóhol
It makes me really Qúeer
I start myself with Bóurbon
Wash it down with some cheap béer
And then I chug some Red Wíne
Drinking Vódka is not enough
Don't give me Gín and Tónic
Man that drink is pússy stuff
Then I go for some Jack Daniels
But I add a little twist
I throw some Ábsynthe in the cup
To make the bestest mix
Now I'm starting to feel the búzz
But I'm still a ways away
Man I better drink this Green Label
Six glasses makes my day
Now I think it's safe to say
That I'm no longer in a funk *hic*
Cause I've drunk enough to kíll a horse
I'm finally fúcking drúnk!