Aloha kakahiaka no, pehea oukou, na kanapapiki. Yes. I speak Hawaiian. Which obviously you would jave noticed if you were smart. I'm me, and you'll either completely love me, or completely loathe me for it. Sorry my intellect is superior to your own. I'm a popstar.

And before I forget,
Hide yo kids,
Hide yo wife,
And hide to husband 'cause they raeepin' erboday out der ;)