You already know me, and if you don't, I live outside your window.

Also, I must confess something. I am not human. I am a ROB built by Nintendo that escaped the shipping truck back in 1985. Out of all the other ROB's, I was bigger, faster, and stronger, too. In fact, I started a club called the DK crew. Eventually, I heard of the company that produced me and played their products. They were amazing. Then it turns out I was programmed to love Nintendo, but hey, I can't argue with my programming. That is my story. If you didn't enjoy it, go f**k yourself.