Hello, my name is Fred Blankenburg and I make the world's dumbest flipnotes- for intelligent people.

I am not Fred Figglehorn, nor am I trying to imitate him. And just for the record, I had the "Fred" name long before he did.

In my spare time I write song parodys, play guitar and sing for a children's music band called the "PineCone People" in the Philadelphia area. Some of my music can be heard across the Country on childrens' radio programming. I am also an artist, and paint murals and portraits.

Below is a list of my Hatena 'Top Ten' Hits so far (Highest ranking listed, most recent first)

#2 Merry Flipmas
#3 Feliz Navi Frog
#8 All Summer Long
#10 Keep on Rolling
#4 Girlfriend Contest
#1 Guilty by duct Tape (not viewable on DSi)
#1 The Everything Song
#2 Crazy Test
#1 Good Bye (Number 1 for 2 days!)
#8 Nothin' But an Easter Bunny
#6 Food Criminal (Fred's Top Ten Flips)
#7 Panda Bear (Fred's Top Ten Flips)
#4 Hey False Reporter (Fred's Top Ten Flips)
#4 3DS Envy
#1 Flipnote Life (Fred's Top Ten Flips)
#9 3DS Advertisement
#10 Bad Breakfast
#6 Haloha
#3 Ask a Frog
#2 Lazy Train
#10 Call of Duty
#1 Make Your Own Video
#5 I like Pie
#2 Can't Zip my Jeans
#8 Spin-offs Part 2
#1 Chicken Winners
#2 Chicken Wing Contest
#3 Feliz Navi-Frog
#7 Naughty List
#8 Find Lost Items
#2 Rudolph the False Reporter
#1 Funny Pie Charts
#9 Turkey's Revenge
#3 This Flipnote Life
#1 Frog Drop
#1 Sponge-frog No Pants
#7 No Comment
#1 Panda Bear Origins (#1 on Oct. 2, 3, &5)
#8 Chucknorian Rhapsody
#10 Volcano Fail!
#2 Justin Strikes Back
#7 Badge of Fail
#4 Star Trek Fail
#2 Hatena World Contest
#4 Do you Like Flipnotes?
#1 Hey False Reporter
#4 Shirt Happens
#1 It's Impossible
#1 Panda Bear
#9 Ham on Whole Wheat
#5 200 FredNotes
#9 Worst Burrito Unlocked
#8 Purple Star
#3 Worst Burrito
#1 Groom My Dog
#1 Blue Star Photo Hunt
#5 Flipnote Pets
#7 I'm Alot Like You
#2 Soap Girl
#3 Pop Rocks
#1 It's a Flipnote Life (Remained #1 for 5 days!)
#1 Food Criminal (remained #1 for 3 days)
#6 Dynamite Theater
#3 Food Criminal Unlocked
#2 Don't Stop (Could not overtake Gizmo's Do you like Waffles)
#4 Flipnote Town remix
#7 Flipnote Town
#3 Turkey Fighting
#6 Sparrow Theater
#10 Millenium Go Round
#7 Schoolhouse Rock
#1 Virtual Pumpkin Carver (Remained #1 for 2 days)
#2 Balloon Boy
#2 Spin-offs Song
#2 Video Games Song
#3 Darth Illusion
#10 Star Wars Song
#1 Flipnote Hatena
#2 Smores!