Last updated: May 4rd, 2012

My official channel: Invader Gar's Fantastic Channel of Moosey Wonder.

Find me on Fanfiction.net: I share an account with my dear friend, Ryn (who's on Hatena). Our account name: TheSistersZimm (ya know, like The Brothers Grimm?). ewe

No, I do not (yet) have a DeviantART account, so anyone claiming to be me is an imposter.

Silver Citizenship?! Thank you so much, Hatena! :D

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Greetings, Earth monkeys! I am Invader Gar, the bringer of DOOM! I have tracked Zim to this strange planet known as "Earth", and even though you hate me, Zim, I shall aid you in your conquest... whether you like it or not. Ummm... unless you're the Tallest... then I'm NOT Gar, and I'm NOT on Earth, so, uhhh... yeah... don't capture me. I am a 13 year old female human worm child (I'M NORMAL!) that is obsessed with Invader Zim. My favorite shows include Invader Zim (duh), Spliced, The Big Bang Theory, Little Brittan, Futurama, MAD, The Simpsons, Ren and Stimpy, and The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy (Richard Horvitz, Zim's voice actor, voices in it!!! :D).

I love: Invader Zim, Zim himself, anything that has to do with Invader Zim, Portal, Portal 2, JtHM, Memes, aliens in general, the word "legitimate", Creepypasta and horror movies, sushi, chocolate, lava lamps, dubstep, cheese, the numbers 13 and Pi (3.14), Nintendo games, Zim's voice, Coca Cola, being an Invader Zim nerd, the Pokemon Lugia, and my OCD.

I hate: People posting RPs on the Invader Zim channel, cyberbullies, bullying in general, people stealing Flipnotes and claiming they made it single-handedly, most pop music, when people use improper grammar, dodgeball, most sports, Mary Sue Flipnotes, when an Invader leaves Hatena or quits Invader Zim, and my OCD.

My favorite bands/music artists are: Skrillex, Tipper, Creature Feature, Green Day, Bassnectar, Miku Hatsune, and Daft Punk. (I generally prefer Dupstep, electro, Vocaloid and rock music, but I like SOME pop music.) I am also a proud member of Club Mooseyness, created by the epic Maddie\Mix. (I'm a Doom Moose, which means I'm a sub-admin, and can edit the channel. I hope you like the Minimoose pic I found while searching the...HUMAN... um, Internet!)

My favorite episode of Invader Zim is Dark Harvest. ewe My favorite quote is: "There's a squid brain in your head!" ~Zim
I have successfully watched every aired episode of Invader Zim, too, including the pilot episode. If you do not know of Invader Zim, well... you probably know who Gir is without even knowing it's Gir. Y'know... the little robot in a green zippered doggy costume with a blank, vacant stare...O.O...
Heh, sorry about that. Zim is my favorite character, if you haven't already figured it out. BUT I AM NOT A MARY SUE. B( (I even took the test! XP)

These are all of my current OCs, on and off Hatena (they are all OCs from the Invader Zim universe).

Irkens:

Gar: My main OC, used to represent me. Has a distinctive X on her forehead that was tattooed on her by the Tallest to make her stand out in a crowd despite her short stature (she's shorter than Zim), making her escape almost impossible, and black eyes with red shine. Her eyes are the result of a time paradox that happened long ago, and were originally the same color as Zim's (magenta). Has a spot on the top and lower part of her uniform. She is obsessive, insane, and somewhat kind at times. Has a HUGE crush on Zim. Is the owner of Nano. She is also wanted by the Irken military and the Almighty Tallest for attempting to eliminate them after years of being their slave. She has a 100 000 000 Monies bounty on her head for her capture. STATUS: Highly defective.

Riz: My first Irken OC. Used to be happy-go-lucky, now somewhat dark. He is in the Irken military and has a deep scar over his left eye. Dons a thunderbolt on his shirt and PAK, and has an artificial antennae where he lost his other in combat. Used to be an Invader. Owns a SIR named Scrawl. STATUS: Not defective.

Anti Gar: Represents my OCD in real life. She is dark, cold, and lives in Gar's brain. She can become a solid Irken outside of Gar's mind, and in this form she has a white X on her forehead. STATUS: Not defective.

Zarn: An intelligent, agile Irken who specializes in the art of stealth and sneak attacks. After escaping to Earth prior to stealing important weaponry from the Irken military, he set up a base there and now lives there as a refugee. He doesn't aspire to destroy Earth, but he is frequently irritated by the humans' incompetence. Has dark green eyes, an Irken insignia on his forehead, and standard antennae. STATUS: Not defective, but disloyal to the Tallest.

Flatch: A very small Irken, smaller than Skoodge. Has a very big, flat-topped head and tiny body. Is very shy and timid, yet has a vengeful personality. He is a table headed service drone on the Massive, and has a red uniform with a single stripe and antennae that point backwards. He doesn't hate the Tallest, but he does hate his job. STATUS: Not defective.

Zamd: His name used to be Shand, but I had to change it when Tenn made me the smeet named Shad. Very arrogant and bossy. Treats his "friends" like slaves. He is blind in his left eye and has a single spot on his PAK. He wears a scope on his right eye, and is the owner of Molotov, the elite SIR. He is an Invader. STATUS: Not defective.

Lir: She is now about 8 Irk years. Has half of a cross on her forehead and very curled antennae. Has one spot on the top of her uniform, and two stripes in the middle. She was created when Gar took some of Zim's DNA and mixed it with some of her own in a test tube. STATUS: Not defective.

Kyi: A smeet that Gar found in Aly's cloning lab, who took a shine to Gar and calls her "mama". She has green eyes, and is caring. STATUS: Not defective.

GLaDIRK: The Irken counterpart of GLaDOS from Portal 1 and 2. Has the eye of GLaDOS implanted in her forehead and antennae that slope downwards and curl. Her eyes glow. She has the personality of GLaDOS, and is terrified of potatoes and birds. Portal belongs to the Valve Co. I do not claim ownership to Portal 1 or 2. STATUS: Not defective.

Vanchez: A former Invader who quit after how badly Operation Impending Doom One went. Has a light brown eye, a spotless PAK, and one robot eye. He is one of my older OCs (in age). STATUS: Not defective.

Mikrel: An Invader with the same body and head shape as Skoodge. He has light green eyes and a titanium glove attachment that gives him superior strength. He is only 12 Irk years old and has a dark brown uniform. He thinks of himself as invincible. STATUS: Not defective.

Dorp: A medium-sized Invader who successfully conquered planet Virach, and was then sent to Earth by the Tallest to capture Gar. Has one eye bigger than the other, a lazy eye, and short antennae. Is very intelligent and uses his false kindness to lower his target's guard before striking. Enjoys intelligent conversations and doesn't necessarily hate Earth. He isn't in Ms. Bitters' class (but goes to the skool) and is 14 Irk years old. He discovered he was in fact defective after meeting Nel (ChibiNel's OC) and developing a crush on her. He is Iro's owner. STATUS: Defective, but loyal to the Tallest.


SIRs:

Nano: My main SIR. Slightly smarter than his master, Gar, but has random bursts of stupidity. He is good with engineering. Has eyes much like Irken eyes and a black stripe between his eyes. Has a red star on his antennae. He believes he's a real SIR. His disguise is a hedgehog.

Scrawl: The first SIR I created. An artistic SIR who is slightly intelligent and friendly. Belongs to Riz.

Iro: A SIR unit made by Nel and Nel's OC Tae for Dorp. He's sensitive, caring, emotional and obedient. He also seems to have a crush on Nel's OC, Buu (from Nel's comic). He has a big, ark red stripe on the top of his head with a black skull on it, dark red eyes, and no mouth. He is obviously Dorp's SIR unit. His disguise is a mole.

Molotov: A violent elite SIR who is somewhat of a troll. Has a gouged out line between his eyes and various weapons stowed away in his head. Belongs to Zamd.

Zil: The SIR counterpart of Wheatley from Portal 2. Has Wheatley's personality, and a personality sphere implanted in his head. Determined to prove he is not a moron.

Turrak: The SIR counterpart of turrets from Portal 1 and 2. Is shy, violent, and sweet, however they will attack anything they see other than her owner.

Squeegee: A rusty SIR who used to clean windows on Irk, hence his name. Has no mouth. He was kidnapped by Gar, then rescued by Deef and Alyssa, and now lives with Alyssa. He hates Irkens, and has purple eyes and a tool belt around his waist.

Nox: Lir's SIR unit. Has dark red segments on him, no mouth, and black rings around his eyes. He doesn't have much of a personality, and he's not really supposed to.

Other Aliens:

Mirra: A female Zenthornian. I created the Zenthornian species and the planet Zenthor. Has potent telikenetic powers. Has a crush on Dib, and hates Irkens.

Seige: A male Zenthornian with a spike jutting from his chest. Has red eyes and is pals with Zarn, despite him being Irken. Is stealthy and calm.

Myk: A classy male Vortian. Wears a suit and a monocle. Speaks with a British accent. Has a crush on Ryn and wants to be friends with Alejandro. He has red eyes.


Humans (and one Earth animal monster, Vitamin Q):

Alyssa: A human girl who attends Ms. Bitters' class. She has dark brown eyes, long, jet-black hair, a red shirt, and blue jeans. She is intelligent, mostly kind (with the exception of treating Irkens with extreme contempt), and is determined to find out more about the Irken race and foil their plans. She has a crush on Glok's OC, Deef, and feels like one of the only sane children in MS. Bitters' class.

Alexander: Alyssa's father. He has black hair and blue eyes. A rich and somewhat snooty person who doesn't really care what Alyssa's up to, and knows not about Alyssa battling the Irken race. Spends minimal time with Alyssa, causing her to either stay up in her room and take notes on the Irken race, study, read, or visit her only friend, Deef.

Caroline: Alyssa's mother. Has brown hair and hazel eyes. Has pretty much the same personality of her husband, Alexander.

Vitamin Q: A possibly rabid squirrel that Gar found on the streets and decided to keep as a pet, obviously not knowing what types of animals humans keep as pets. He has a pink stripe down his forehead, a stitched-up left eye, and crazy eyes.

That's all of my OCs so far.

This is actually my second DSi system (It's an XL) and when I linked my DSi XL to my already existing account and de-linked my old one, something got messed up. Now, whenever I add stars on my DSi or computer or link a flip, it shows up added or linked by "Becc@bot", the name on my old DSi. Also, whenever I comment on the PC, I show up as "Becc@bot". To know the Becc@bot is actually me and not an imposter, check the ID (mine is shaymee13, no caps). I also cannot display a profile icon. Myeeeeh! My account is messed up!

I also have a disorder known as OCD, which means Obsessive Compulsive Disorder. Most people with OCD obsess over certain rituals, but I obsess over things (like Invader Zim). It also causes me to be extremely paranoid and sensitive at times, and I am quite often depressed. It's also currently messing with my mind, making me worry that I'm leaving the Invader Zim fandom, even though I love Invader Zim very dearly. It's tearing me apart... INFERIOR HUMAN BRAIN!!! And if I ever DO leave IZ, all of you on here stay Invaders, and try to force me back. Please. (I'm tearing up as I'm typing this...) Argh... ... ... ... ... Did that scare you, too? /OAO\ Because I'm a potato. ewe. Well, my fellow Irken Invaders and Earth weasels, take care, and don't eat any strange-looking Pork Cows.
...WE'RE ON TV!! WE'RE ON TV!!!!!!
WEEEEEEEEHEEEEHEEHEEEE!!!!!!
~Gir

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Copy and paste the Irken insignia into your description and spread the invasion!

Invader Zim and all related characters and logos (including the Irken insignia) belong to Jhonen Vasquez and Nickelodeon. I do not claim legal ownership to ANYTHING I use in my Flipnotes. I AM NORMAL, NO NEED TO NOTIFY THE FBI...heheheh... uh... *cough*...yeah.
(Lol, this description is too long XD)
~Gar